Love and Intimacy: Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years... - FML

By Sapphire Mills - 28/11/2018 13:30

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Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML

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By NeedToGetLaid - 01/03/2023 15:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

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Classico

By Anonymous - 28/08/2025 20:00 - France - Nogent-sur-Marne

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Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML

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By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

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Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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Don't you want me, baby?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 00:01

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Today, it's been 10 months of a sexless marriage. Also my 10-month wedding anniversary. We waited until marriage, and she hasn't wanted me since. FML

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It's not a competition, but still…

By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

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Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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Paper day

By bill - 20/02/2025 18:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 9 November 2018 18:02

She must have other amazing qualities if you're staying with her despite being refused sex. Personally, if that happened to me, she'd be out on her ass, but that's because I like sex.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 28 November 2018 14:25

If you really didn't have sex the entire two years, this day should be your 23 month "anniversary" of initiating divorce proceedings. A life without sex sounds horrible.

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Sarah Marie_1459472994 5

Monday 18 February 2019 5:09

Divorce is a thing you know

OneWhoKnows 5

Monday 5 August 2019 6:12

Time to leave she trapped you

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Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to have a conversation about sex. After she finished telling me what she liked, in exact detail, I said, "Well, I really like…" She cut me off and said, "I don't give a fuck what you like." FML

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Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

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Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

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Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

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