let me just say it’s 5:30 pm, well my bff & i somehow thought... - FML

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By suchamillennial - 27/01/2020 02:28

let me just say it’s 5:30 pm, well my bff & i somehow thought our flight home was tomorrow & then checked & it was today but then we thought it was at noon for some reason when it was actually at midnight last night so we have been sitting at the airport since 9 am waiting for our new 9:30 pm flight

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shannon2348 14

Tuesday 28 January 2020 5:25

I'm not sure you 2 should be traveling alone.

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shannon2348 14

Tuesday 28 January 2020 5:25

I'm not sure you 2 should be traveling alone.

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