Kid can't look me in Eye - FML

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Kid can't look me in Eye

By Ronnel - 14/02/2018 19:54

Today, me and my husband decided we'd finally go meet our new neighbors. We knocked on the door and their son answers, gets a grin from eye to eye, and spends the rest of the evening staring at me. After a tour their house, I realized our blindless window is right across from their son's window. FML

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