By Anonymous - 16/10/2018 17:58
Today, just after letting my dogs inside, I took a shower. As soon as I left the bathroom, I stepped in a very nice present left by my dog, a pile of warm crap. After getting that mess cleaned up, I walked into the hallway just to slip in a puddle of piss. FML
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I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.
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By  jbuckets_404  |  37

That plus getting fat on leftovers plus shedding hair all over the house is why all our (sequential) beagles (with exact same name) lived in the backyard in a house exactly like Snoopy's (but without the basement billiards table) 24/7/52.

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By  jbuckets_404  |  37

That plus getting fat on leftovers plus shedding hair all over the house is why all our (sequential) beagles (with exact same name) lived in the backyard in a house exactly like Snoopy's (but without the basement billiards table) 24/7/52.

By  tounces7  |  26

Oh look. Yet another FML listing the reasons why I don't have any dogs. As lovable as they are, there's enough FML's about them to keep me from ever getting one for a long long time.

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  Jennipher Stillwell  |  11

train them

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  Good Boy  |  7

I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.

By  ViviMage  |  38

How many showers did you take to clean all that up?

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  Good Boy  |  7

I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are very well trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.

By  raven_of_azarath  |  31

My mom is all for training through punishment (rubbing their nose in it, spamming them, then putting them out). Our 12 year old dog started going inside the house (she was being spiteful because I wouldn’t let her in my room with the cats), so my mom punished her. Now she thinks that the only way for her to tell us she needs to go out is to go to the bathroom inside.