It's me, it's Cathy, I've come home

By Not Cathy - 26/09/2025 03:00

Today, I stopped at a café before work and ordered a cappuccino. They called out, “Cathy?” I assumed it was mine, grabbed it, and left. Turns out Cathy likes her coffee with four espresso shots. By 10 a.m., I was vibrating and sending emails that read like manifestos. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100
You deserved it 531

Same thing different taste

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Meanwhile, Cathy is struggling to stay awake

Come back when you're so fast everything and everyone else around you slows down to a snail's pace. Like Fry.

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Meanwhile, Cathy is struggling to stay awake

Come back when you're so fast everything and everyone else around you slows down to a snail's pace. Like Fry.

Unless your name is also Cathy, you completely deserve it for grabbing someone else's drink. You always have to give your name... and even if your name is also Cathy, always confirm what the drink is before you take it.