Money and Ironic: In and out - FML

In and out

By Anonymous - 10/07/2026 22:00 - United States

Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 11 July 2026 1:57

So you're down $10 from what you originally started with instead of the full $60. It's not a profit but it's better than losing the full amount.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 11 July 2026 1:57

So you're down $10 from what you originally started with instead of the full $60. It's not a profit but it's better than losing the full amount.

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