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By Geraldine - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, it's been three days since my husband got into free-jazz. He plays all the time in our small apartment. Loud. It's like listening to three guys build a shed for 10 giant angry wasps. FML
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iam_yummylicious 12

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? Just shove the saxophone up his ass. He'll be quiet then.

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stuth186 7

Personally if I had a saxophone up my ass I'd be anything but quiet

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iam_yummylicious 12

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? Just shove the saxophone up his ass. He'll be quiet then.

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stuth186 7

Personally if I had a saxophone up my ass I'd be anything but quiet

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TheWindowLicker 13

I don't think anyone could be quiet after that kind of trauma..

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TheWindowLicker 13

Ah shit double tapped send. Ignore this comment. My bad.

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iam_yummylicious 12

Touche... Touche indeed. You can instead beat him over the head until he passes out :D

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iam_yummylicious 12

Or you can shove it up there, pull it out, and then beat him to silence.

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baileymac1357 0

You could but if you did every time he farted it would sound like a dying elephant.! Lol.!

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EvilPotato 14

Threaten to kill his family, that'll shut him up.

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CondomSense 4

Simply split your lungs with blood and thunder when you see him, break your back and crack your oar if you wish to prevail. This ivory leg is what propels you, harpoons thrust in the sky, aim directly for his crooked brow, and look him straight in the eye!

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M0rt 0

Jazz is amazing I don't get why op is complaining; that's a waste of a good saxophone anyway

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Am I the only one was hopin to read, "10 giant angry BIRDS?"

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felah17 6

What does "touché" mean?

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felah17 6

What does,"touché" mean?

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philipino 24

By that do you mean butt SEXaphone? Pun- pun- pun- pun- puuuun- pun. This comment is going to get buried.

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ImFrackinBored 13

I hope it's not a tuba O.o

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stuth186 7

Depending on the waiting period to buy a gun where you live, you might have to put up with it for a while. Or just kick him out

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aruam365 24

Or, if he doesn't have one, surprise him with an iPod and a nice set of headphones? Then he can listen to his music, and you don't! :)

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danik2212 0

Why dont you just ask him to play quieter???

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iam_yummylicious 12

WHY NO ITS NOT!!!! LIARS! ITS A CONSPIRACY!!! NO. NO. NO!!!! WHAT KIND OF CRAP ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL THESE PEOPLE INTO? *will take his medication now*

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Mister_Triangle 21

Depends on the context; in this FML, it should be.

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8stringGuitarist 3

You just don't get jazz. :P your hubby has some good taste!

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godofcyanide 8

I agree. OP should be glad she has a man with such good taste! Jazz is amazing, too... ESPECIALLY freeform jazz. Rule on! :D

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NAAMxLOOS 11

Or... OP's husband doesn't understand jazz and that is the reason why it sounds so terrible?

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feralpup 7

Tell him to get some good high quality headphones, everything sounds better through good headphones! It's like he's right there! :D

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FYLDeep 25

Play some Rebecca Black. On a scale of 1 to Fail, she broke the scale.

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felah17 6

Agrede!! Play "Friday" full blast,put it On "repeat",and wear ear plugs!!

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theonlysweetpea 10

It doesn't matter how good the jazz is if it's cranked up to headache status. OP tell your husband if he still wants to be able to hear anything ever again, he will invest in some headphones ASAP!

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