I work at a daycare. Today a child told me he had to poop, so... - FML

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By allyherightcurves246 - 01/11/2017 21:18

I work at a daycare. Today a child told me he had to poop, so I brought him to the bathroom. I was waiting out in the hallway when I heard a little voice asking me to help wipe. I went into the bathroom to find this child standing in front of the urinal with poop hanging out of his butt.... FML

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