I woke up with one of the worst rashes on my face I have ever... - FML

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By "David Rayden Barquist" - 02/08/2017 19:10

I woke up with one of the worst rashes on my face I have ever had (coming from a guy who somehow got poison ivy on his face and in his mouth) turns out Mango skins have a chemical in them that is also found in poison ivy & poison oak. its literally EVERYWHERE on my face. Don't touch Mango skins.

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