Today, I was playing basketball and a player of the other team...

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By "Yes, That's Me" - 09/02/2018 09:18 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I was playing basketball and a player of the other team pushed me which caused me to fall on the ground hard. Both my knees are wounded. The referee didn't even call it a foul because he said I was still smiling. FML

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