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By "Lisa" - 18/11/2018 23:59

Today, I realized that all of my relationships have ended with them choosing another woman over me. I sure know how to pick them. FML

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sunnyray812 42

Thursday 22 November 2018 3:59

It's probably time for self-improvement. While looking for a guy who won't betray you, make sure that you are worth staying for. If you truly aren't, that's when self-improvement comes into play.

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sunnyray812 42

Thursday 22 November 2018 3:59

It's probably time for self-improvement. While looking for a guy who won't betray you, make sure that you are worth staying for. If you truly aren't, that's when self-improvement comes into play.

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