I'm happy for you, but…

Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4

You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".

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Rainbow_sparkles 7

After the song, you should tell everybody what she did

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lwonderful 11

Or you should've just gone to the mic and sang the first verse and been all like "oops wrong song. That song is meant for a happy marriage. Be right back" let and came back signing the lyrics to Not Afraid. As when you say "take my hand" look at your wife and say "except you, you stank" heehee

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Gunnarr 12

I gave you both. No way I would've followed through, should've refunded the bitch and thrown her the finger.

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JBrownie123 24

Isn't that an episode of Wedding Band?

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angelitared 27

****. That's hard! Piss on the cake!!!

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NotoriousLES 14

Being that your ex is cruel and spiteful enough to cheat on you and then hire your band for their wedding, I'd say your divorce was a blessing. As for that no class pair of teabaggers, they deserve each other! Go out and celebrate it with a few good friends and pass the bill to your band mates.

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Opheliae 22

FYL, but I gave you a YDI for going through with it.

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Slawter16 24

What if OP had no choice? Maybe the entire band could have had to cancel without being paid if he didn't go, or maybe he could have got kicked out of the band if he refused to turn up.

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soullyfe 33

To be fair, OP didn't even know it was his ex-wife's wedding until after he did the gig.

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Opheliae 22

There's no such thing as no choice. I feel bad for OP and his band mates can **** off for doing that to him, but he still could have said no.

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darkmis1 17

I'll probably get thumbed down for this, but why did you book a gig without know who or what it was for?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

If you want OP to go straight up metal on that mic, 56, at least pick something more fitting. Like ***** to a Chainsaw, by Thy Art is Murder. Perfect wedding song, for a perfect wedding.

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Medd_fml 13

You should have just skipped the gig. That way, you could have screwed up her wedding a little.

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