I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay

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Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML
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philipino 24

And then you can treat his wood for him ;)

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philipino 24

Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess

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xxbvbsusanxx 21

My only question, is, are you an actual lumberjack? Or did he just mean that in the sense that you're strong, independent, etc.?

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SmittyJA24 26

Come visit to Orofino ID. Sorry you missed "Lumberjack Days" for this year.

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8born8 18

I hope you corrected him and said, "Lumberjill, dad. We prefer to be called Lumberjill's." He could mean that you're a handsome woman. Strong, reliable, not afraid to get stuck in and get dirt under your nails & give it a go. Sounds like a pretty good compliment to me. Chin up OP, coz when you find that man, whoooeee, he'll sure treat you like a queen.

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thejimler 9

Do you go shopping on Wednesdays, and have buttered scones for tea?

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whitechick63 1

Yes and we call them "lipstick lesbians"

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metroido 17

i for some reason read this as: op works as a lumberjack for a living.

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