Love: I'm a loser, baby

I'm a loser, baby

By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

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By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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You deserved it 4 766

By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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Help yourself

By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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You deserved it 47 157

By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 043

By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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KeXu 6

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

Find someone giving you the glare and say "hey, that person over there looks like she'd give you a chance."

Miss_Stunshine 1

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

Maybe he studies psychology and is VERY good at what he does...

Comments

Rogerrr57 21

Saturday 6 July 2013 17:44

I feel sorry for both of you

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Saturday 6 July 2013 17:52

Oh thats awkward

SuperDanielNL 23

Saturday 6 July 2013 18:03

How low can you go... I side with OP on this one.

Jjimen1654 9

Saturday 6 July 2013 18:04

Next time give him a fake number and tell him its your home phone, and you have no voicemail.

uptown_16 9

Saturday 6 July 2013 18:11

the art of peer pressure

Amranih 20

Saturday 6 July 2013 18:16

Great actor

arsenicalhumor 30

Saturday 6 July 2013 18:23

Well, if random people care- maybe THEY should give him a chance.

diabeticsrule 3

Saturday 6 July 2013 18:38

That why we have the rejection hotline number. Look it up, it may come in handy.

withasmile 3

Saturday 6 July 2013 18:41

Do her a favor and break up with her. Can't stand people that have contempt for others when they don't know something. "Flat earther?" Get over yourself. Always something you don't know that someone else does. Maybe geography didn't interest her when she was in school and she tuned it out. And Algebra did and she aced it and could kick you A$& at solving a problem. Who knows, who cares.