Today, I found out that 2 friends of mine might be pregnant,... - FML

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By "vesos" - 10/02/2018 04:16

Today, I found out that 2 friends of mine might be pregnant, due to the fact that I slept with them, separately, in different countries. They both live 1000 km away from me. FML

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Mynxie 26

Monday 12 February 2018 7:22

Well, get ready for child support demands to come in. Though, they aren't wrong to demand it. Just make sure you have a lawyer that makes it so they can't rob you blind.

stefan006 8

Wednesday 14 February 2018 14:57

That’s why someone invented these wonderful balloon like things called condoms.

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Mynxie 26

Monday 12 February 2018 7:22

Well, get ready for child support demands to come in. Though, they aren't wrong to demand it. Just make sure you have a lawyer that makes it so they can't rob you blind.

JustALesbian 16

Wednesday 14 February 2018 12:00

YDI for sleeping with two people without a condom

stefan006 8

Wednesday 14 February 2018 14:57

That’s why someone invented these wonderful balloon like things called condoms.

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