I don't work here, M'am

By Olorin - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
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She's lost control again

By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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sallen0046 4

Welcome to working in a hospital. Older people assume everyone in the building is in the medical field. Be glad this is the worst thing you were asked to help with.

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Brittney_E 0

Grandmas gone WILD!! ;D

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zach55 0

you know you LOVED it.

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sarah48_fml 0

I dislike old people for this exact reason.. they complain about everything, or at least the ones that come into my work..

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zach55 0

#16 I bet the op is a women too.

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Brittney_E 0

Grandmas gone WILD!! ;D

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quent10 0

its funny because you had to help a random ass old lady get dressed

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mebecatie 0

ewwwwwww...>___>old wrinkly naked lady body. have fun with that...

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jizzho 0

#8 isint your picture from south park?

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zZsleeperrZz 0

I once saw my grandma naked. by accident, of course. old people look oddly like a...prune. yuck. bad mental image

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mshoes12346 3

its funny cuz he hesitated

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iSitt 0

you should have run out before she claims sex harassment. your word against hers

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zanguard 0

ydi for letting prunes boss you around

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OwN3d3d 0

old ppl burning old ppl burning put ur hands up old ppl burning old ppl burning its kinda messed up jon lajoie search: i kill people on Youtube

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for hesitating; you should have covered that ancient hag right away. YDI for not ravishing her (fornicate!). YDI for performing your job in a hospital; nothing good comes from those places. NOTHING. YDI for installing TVs. That ain't working. You get your money for nothing and your chicks for free...

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

You're in dire straits if you don't catch that reference. Actually, if you ARE in Dire Straits, you'd damned well better catch it...

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brianjman14 22

I totally agree with the first one, Trollz.

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debbster7 18

haha! u shoulda put the clothes on her!

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Twigggy 0

Why didn't you call for help? creepy old lady... i need an adult i need an adult!

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cvspartan101 1

Now that image is burned into your mind isn't it...

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sallen0046 4

Welcome to working in a hospital. Older people assume everyone in the building is in the medical field. Be glad this is the worst thing you were asked to help with.

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