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    Go home dad, you're drunk

    DogDoingScience - - Czech Republic

    Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML
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    Wheredidgrungego 12
    Thursday 1 September 2011 18:55

    Yeah, it's funny because he was actually having more fun than you were.

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    QuarterOPie 3
    Thursday 1 September 2011 18:55

    Least he wasnt naked

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    addesso 0
    Thursday 1 September 2011 22:58

    Yeah been there. Our lives really suck!

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    onthetoilet 3
    Thursday 1 September 2011 23:12

    Looks like everyone now a days want to join the cast of glee

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    ABrighterDay 3
    Thursday 1 September 2011 23:28

    A trip to AA should be scheduled soon..

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    wriptidez 0
    Thursday 1 September 2011 23:49

    number fives comment PRICELESS

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    BadMeetsEvil305 0
    Friday 2 September 2011 0:40

    Thats embarrassing

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    BadMeetsEvil305 0
    Friday 2 September 2011 0:40

    Thats embarrassing

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    k1ngd1ck 0
    Friday 2 September 2011 0:46

    Your dad is my idol. I wanna be his friend

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    bro1oke 0
    Friday 2 September 2011 1:14

    What a champ

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    iyazwoodfle 4
    Friday 2 September 2011 2:17

    Did u mean, a.m.?

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    rachel_potter 13
    Friday 2 September 2011 2:22

    Your no fun! Should have joined him :P

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    Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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    Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
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    Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML
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    Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML
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    Today, at my first day of my dream job, I dropped a delicate $700 piece of machinery on the ground. FML
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    Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
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