Bosses Work Full of himself

Full of himself

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Today, my boss gave me an autographed photo of himself, after he heard that I think he's intimidatingly attractive. FML

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Valdrek 26

Monday 24 June 2013 16:08

Play your cards right for that promotion :)

KeXu 6

Monday 24 June 2013 16:19

promotion > dignity and self-respect

EmsyyyRose13 24

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:24

Your boss sounds kinda cocky. Unless he was making a joke out of an awkward situation.

stacieharms 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 7:53

I haven't had a hot boss either :/

LGuard 13

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:30

Best boss ever.

baref00tmama 15

Friday 28 June 2013 5:28

Is your boss Roger Sterling?

MiLM 37

Wednesday 14 January 2015 17:09

Well is he really "intimidatingly attractive" or not?? ;) ;P

DorkVader 6

Saturday 30 May 2015 16:33

Are you employed at dunder mifflin?

GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 30 July 2015 17:28

That's amazing!!! And hilarious! Put it on your desk!!

bobsanction 18

Thursday 24 June 2021 21:33

That is hilarious.

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