Love, Awkward, Facebook and First Dates: Footsie - FML

Footsie

By Anonymous - 20/09/2026 03:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML

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SAgirl 21

Sunday 20 September 2026 12:32

Do you have a foot fetish? Maybe that's what he thought?

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SAgirl 21

Sunday 20 September 2026 12:32

Do you have a foot fetish? Maybe that's what he thought?

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