Father of the year

Harvey knicks grandad - 10/02/2021 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my son told me he failed to get into the army, which I didn’t know he was trying to do. Apparently he thought playing Call of Duty non-stop counted as "experience" and that he’d become an officer rank straight away, despite being 10-stone overweight with the brains of a tree stump FML
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tounces7 27

Brains of a tree stump? Maybe he should try joining the marines instead.

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RichardPencil 30

He should try our army. They take anyone.

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rainbowdonnareed 18

My daughter is the female Pauley Shore and she knows better. You raised him

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RichardPencil 30

He should try our army. They take anyone.

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kfchicken 31

well to be fair they do measure weight in rocks where he comes from.

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OrySoma 11

its kinda hard to fail getting into the army 😅

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Yudith 25

Army is full of intense physical exercise. Ironic how the guys who fail to get into the Army are the ones who need the Army the most.

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tounces7 27

Brains of a tree stump? Maybe he should try joining the marines instead.

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coius 23

I laughed too hard at this. I know a marine who was so dumb, he got a live grenade stuck in his mouth trying to show off to the other cadets. Good thing he was an underling. He would’ve killed his platoon if he had any leadership positions.

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