Clothes, Weird, Parents and Miscellaneous: Fashionista

Fashionista

By malicious_melons - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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You deserved it 3 596

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 135

You deserved it 1 465

By wat - 20/09/2013 05:52 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 716

You deserved it 3 305

All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 297

You deserved it 2 045

Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 712

You deserved it 156

By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 058

You deserved it 371

By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 864

You deserved it 13 714

Sir Mix-a-Lot's mom

By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 248

You deserved it 155

By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 844

You deserved it 10 247

Upfront

By kalisa anteater - 09/06/2013 20:49 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 350

You deserved it 4 949

Bad day

By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 614

You deserved it 90

RodzillaX 30

Monday 8 July 2013 9:05

Show her who wore it best.

BeccaHugs 17

Monday 8 July 2013 9:06

Either your mom dresses too young for her age, or you dress too much like older people.

Comments

incendiaaa 23

Monday 8 July 2013 9:13

.... and were you?

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 8 July 2013 9:21

Is your mother Kris Jenner by any chance?

cuppycakeslove 20

Monday 8 July 2013 9:22

Time to call Joan Rivers..

krapcissaruj 13

Monday 8 July 2013 9:24

Sheesh. Moms these days.

SuperDanielNL 23

Monday 8 July 2013 9:26

Perhaps OP can buy more flattering clother than her mother.

britts95 11

Monday 8 July 2013 18:36

**clothes

Doobette 7

Monday 8 July 2013 9:41

Was it because you have better melons?

Parkour_rocks 20

Monday 8 July 2013 10:12

You thief!

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 8 July 2013 10:29

At least she didn't say you were jacking her swag.

ScaryGamer 6

Monday 8 July 2013 10:42

Who had the look first. Either way that is rather childish.

BlackNails 16

Monday 8 July 2013 10:48

I don't know if I'd want to dress anything like my mom.

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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door and turned the handle, a little old lady ripped the door open and yelled, "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

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Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML

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