Love, Awkward, Instagram, Social Media and Politics: Culture wars - FML

Culture wars

By Anonymous - 03/10/2026 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, the guy I was talking to told me to lose his number. We'd added each other on Instagram today and apparently he saw my reposts grid and doesn’t appreciate my “libtard reposts.” FML

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Chazzster 29

Saturday 3 October 2026 1:31

You won’t be a good match with everyone. Better to find out about politics as a problem beforehand than later. … Not a liberal vs conservative thing as “better” - More a case of conflicting beliefs and values. … It’s sad when we cannot just get along despite political or cultural differences. But it happens - And it’s more of a problem now than when I was younger.

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