Cough up

By Elastic Heart - 15/06/2026 00:00 - United States

Today, I got my hair done. I wasn’t expecting a bayalage/blowdry/gloss package to cost $350. I only brought $100. I don’t get paid until next Friday, so I asked the salon lady if I could give her the rest then. She refused and said she either gives me a bob cut or calls the cops. I now look like Edna on crack. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 28

It didn’t occur to you to ask what the package cost before having the work done? That’s pretty dumb.

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copalolita 16

LOL in what world did you think a bayalage costs $100? You should have asked for the price prior. YDI big time

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

It didn’t occur to you to ask what the package cost before having the work done? That’s pretty dumb.

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copalolita 16

LOL in what world did you think a bayalage costs $100? You should have asked for the price prior. YDI big time

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DLBL 21

You only have cash, no credit or debit card? YDI.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

It's 2026. You can have a conversation with your TV, book a restaurant reservation through your fridge, and buy groceries with your watch. Why can't you pay for a haircut/styling with your watch? Even Nikola Tesla saw this future, and I'm lying about it!

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