Miscellaneous: Cherry on top

Cherry on top

By thetallone - 23/02/2010 08:05 - United Kingdom

Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would've run that one over." Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 2 693

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By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 285

You deserved it 3 643

By Diffy - 26/04/2012 11:49 - United States - Woburn

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 358

You deserved it 2 186

By cunting cunts - 29/05/2012 17:10 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 541

You deserved it 3 485

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 843

You deserved it 208

By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 829

You deserved it 36 236

By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 240

You deserved it 35 674

By Our Talisman - 01/08/2010 19:41

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 852

You deserved it 82 603

Crushed

By Lia Beckworth Morris - 10/07/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 012

You deserved it 175

Dipstick

By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

I agree, your life sucks 506

You deserved it 123

By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 212

You deserved it 2 243

iBrittanyy 17

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:06

Wtf? Ge wanted to run you over cuz he didnt think you were hot? Thats wrong on so many levels. Future sociopath.

Alex708 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:04

That guy is a jerk!

Comments

PsychoMerk 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:54

ha :') I'd hit that.... with a truck!

mshafty 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:11

^haha^

DGross 8

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:24

that was funny ^^

fisheatsbear 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:59

vrooom

totes_sucks 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:38

@19 For this story to work the guys don't have to be in a car. They saw her crossing the road & one said that he would have run her over. That's all. Did you hear the word road and assume car? I hear doing that makes both you & I donkeys, although I may have got that wrong...

kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:43

what's with your random hostility hellboy? you had a bad call, just accept it and move on

hmngomez 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:55

******* pity party for you. clearly a fake. do you eyeballed them the entire crosswalk then heard one "whisper" to another guy on the vehicle ? your fml is complete BS. but yes FYL.

totes_sucks 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:00

See posts 15, 19 & 26.

Jewelofagal 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:59

When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras.

totes_sucks 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:02

I was referring to the tired phrase: "When you assume you make an ass out of u and me both". Ass also means donkey. The fact that you continued to ignore people saying they weren't in a car is why I posted.