Intimacy, Sex, Roommate and NSFW: Caught in the act - FML

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 29/07/2026 12:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I learned that when your flatmate admits she’s an exhibitionist and you say you’re OK with it, it doesn’t means she going to walk around naked like you hoped, it means she’s going to bring guys home and do them at times I’m guaranteed to “accidentally catch them.” Why couldn’t she do me instead? FML

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geerod 16

Wednesday 29 July 2026 17:04

Naturist and exhibitionist are certainly two different things!

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geerod 16

Wednesday 29 July 2026 17:04

Naturist and exhibitionist are certainly two different things!

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