Blue jays - FML

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Blue jays

By 7israd - 10/11/2017 21:02

I was walking down the street when I saw a blue jay,which seemed hurt,I went see if it was and it hopped away,as a truck was coming and almost got hit,but the driver stopped,after I signaled he could go,the second the truck moved,it hopped in front the tire and killed itself

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 15:22

I doubt it understood that hopping now meant death.

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 15:22

I doubt it understood that hopping now meant death.

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