Blue Christmas ?

By MaeMoss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night. FML
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harkerk87 3

That sucks op how long have you been single

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ganjaone 2

Awww I feel it pain. I'm lonely too :*( if only..

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Briiyahh 7

Everyone has a imagination and do weird things don't feel alone..... Try online dating

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unknown_user5566 26

Take it a step farther, and buy one of those Japanese body pillows that actually have a picture of a person printed on them. ;)

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owo_fml 9

Just don't go all S. Korean and marry it.

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rcgirl2 11

You should go out and meet someone.

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DocBastard 38

I looked up "lonely" in the dictionary and saw your picture next to "see also: pathetic, desperate". No but seriously, it sounds like you would be unreasonably clingy and needy in a relationship. These are not exactly traits that will have men knocking down your door.

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ChristineAnn58 8

Did you know you're a total dick and thats why your single? She's LONELY. not clingy you big baboon.

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DocBastard 38

ChristineAnn - Shit, I'm single? Then who the **** is that woman living in my house who calls herself my "wife"? And who are those two tiny people purported to be my children? If you bothered to read my comment before jumping on my ass, you'd see that I said it SOUNDS like she would be clingy based on her irrational need to have the illusion of male companionship. If you'd like to call me names, I prefer "bastard" to "dick". Thanks. Twit.

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AlexaWuzHere 31

I agree, other people were saying it was cute, but I think that's actually really creepy... She sounds very clingy. But hey, I know a few guys that are equally as clingy, maybe I could hook her up.

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greenie213 23

Get a robot. Works pretty well for me.

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perdix 29

Aw, I'll be your friend... How do you like me now? If you prefer the old, crotchety perdix to the super-duper-friendly new one, keep in mind that I will still be demanding real handjobs for my simulated friendship.

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monkeybambam89_fml 5

At least the pillow will never disappoint you and always knows what u want

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lowshadows 21

never realize women could be so lonely. much less do what you do OP

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