Work, Customers and Annoying: Beyond parody - FML

Beyond parody

By Anonymous - 17/06/2026 00:00 - United States

Today, I had the supreme mega ultra final bosses of Karens. I knew I was cooked when they approached my brunch bar. I didn’t ID them because they were all very obviously 35+. They took immense offense to this and demanded to speak to my manager. They told on me for doing my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 323

You deserved it 76

Fête de la Musique: Notes et Négligences
When melodies meet misadventures, the Fête de la Musique becomes a symphony of laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Chazzster 29

Wednesday 17 June 2026 21:41

The local grocery stores handle this by requiring every cashier, every time, to ask for a birthdate or ID for alcohol no matter how old the customer. That way no one gets singled out for looking “old” or “young”.

Comments

Chazzster 29

Wednesday 17 June 2026 21:41

The local grocery stores handle this by requiring every cashier, every time, to ask for a birthdate or ID for alcohol no matter how old the customer. That way no one gets singled out for looking “old” or “young”.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Frustration Miscellaneous Annoying Health Liar Love Pranks Weird Sex Teachers School Education Gross AITA Money Awkward Kids Relatable Work Exhausted Mental health Embarrassing Teenagers Hair Haircut Art Painting Cute Clumsy Dating

The Top

The Top

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 252

You deserved it 1 696

Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 202

You deserved it 12 741

Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 202

You deserved it 44 461

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 773

You deserved it 126

Today, I learned that if you lay your cellphone on the table at a restaurant, it is not their responsibility if the server pours coffee all over it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 290

You deserved it 366

Today, I heroically caught a falling cup of coffee that I'd knocked off the counter. I thought I'd saved the day, until I realized I didn’t actually grab the cup; I'd grabbed the hot coffee directly with my bare hand. I spent the next few seconds hopping around like a maniac while everyone in the office watched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 346

You deserved it 143