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Anonymous - 20/12/2022 03:00

Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Wrapping presents for yourself? I'm throwing up, too! Sounds like the plot of a lame Hallmark Channel movie. A Christmas miracle occurs and your cat magically transforms into a man. But not a dashing prince, but a scrawny, crackhead who scams you with identity theft and puts you deeply in debt, but he won't leave you. When you call the cops on him, he pops back to cat form until they leave. I'd watch that!

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Chazzster 29

Ugh, I have had cats before (one at a time) and there is something really distressing about waking up to the sound of your pet throwing up - Especially since they don’t clean up the mess, you have to… By the way, it’s less festive than you might imagine cleaning up cat barf with tinsel in it… At least if you buy and wrap presents for yourself you should get what you actually want for Christmas presents…

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RichardPencil 30

Wrapping presents for yourself? I'm throwing up, too! Sounds like the plot of a lame Hallmark Channel movie. A Christmas miracle occurs and your cat magically transforms into a man. But not a dashing prince, but a scrawny, crackhead who scams you with identity theft and puts you deeply in debt, but he won't leave you. When you call the cops on him, he pops back to cat form until they leave. I'd watch that!

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Chazzster 29

Ugh, I have had cats before (one at a time) and there is something really distressing about waking up to the sound of your pet throwing up - Especially since they don’t clean up the mess, you have to… By the way, it’s less festive than you might imagine cleaning up cat barf with tinsel in it… At least if you buy and wrap presents for yourself you should get what you actually want for Christmas presents…

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Yudith 25

At least the present inside wasn't barfed on. You just have to unwrap your presents early! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

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