Today, after a lovely walk, I returned home to find not 1, not...

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By manofmerr - 22/05/2018 11:56 - United States - Hackensack

Today, after a lovely walk, I returned home to find not 1, not 5, but 52 ticks on me. It might not be so bad if I had gotten all of them, but apparently I had more than that, and now my dog is the only one safe from them. FML

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Spockcuster 5

Monday 28 May 2018 23:28

This would only be possible if OP waded through dense foliage with shorts and short socks. 52 must be a new record though.

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Spockcuster 5

Monday 28 May 2018 23:28

This would only be possible if OP waded through dense foliage with shorts and short socks. 52 must be a new record though.

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