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By tittyboomboom - 22/01/2016 11:49 - Australia - South Brisbane

A friend of mine invited me to a big party she was throwing, a dress up party she tells me. Upon entering the party dressed as a ewok, I realized we have different ideas on what a dress up party is.

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