Work: A cashier's life

A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 987

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By SweeT - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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You deserved it 51 640

What the…?

By Gary McBain - 14/01/2023 06:00

Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 98

By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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You deserved it 3 024

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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You deserved it 5 157

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By Ricky - 09/03/2009 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML

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You deserved it 41 063

By probably not getting the job - 09/03/2015 05:44 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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Thursday 17 October 2013 9:19

just laugh awkwardly until they get confused

JennyK1414 13

Thursday 17 October 2013 9:36

It's all good.. I'm a cashier and once a really cute guy came through my lane and was flirting with me. He came back through again because he forgot something. It was a pregnancy test.

Comments

Mysterious_one 26

Thursday 17 October 2013 19:46

you are a naggy bitch.. why asking them? you are too nosy

TheAngryPrincess 3

Thursday 17 October 2013 20:57

They're just losers. Ignore them.

imaginarium99 9

Thursday 17 October 2013 21:52

Those bitches!

bazookajoey 27

Thursday 17 October 2013 22:15

Pay no attention to people like that, the ones who judge without knowing. You don't live to please them & Karamas a bitch

dark_angel4121 12

Thursday 17 October 2013 23:47

On intercom speaker: "Attention customers, we have some bitches in lane two. I repeat, total bitches in line two." That's what I would have done.

sikunt89_fml 16

Friday 18 October 2013 1:55

I'd be embarrassed if someone I was with treated the person serving us like that, how rude.

djPanda 8

Friday 18 October 2013 4:07

And that's why your not supposed to ask women that kind of shit

AmorVitae93 6

Friday 18 October 2013 6:00

u you should have started laughing hysterically and stated you guys don't own a mirror do you

Chokapontas 9

Saturday 19 October 2013 7:12

YOU are the bigger person for not stooping to their level and retaliating!! I used to be a cashier and hated it, but just remember that you're hard work and diligence will pay off in the end!