Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars....

By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By stun_zeed - 17/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML

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By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 11:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 20:30

Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML

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Sunday 17 April 2011 12:53

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

Frelling 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:06

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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blt710 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 17:55

hahaha fyl :P

lextheplex 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 17:57

hahaha YDI. lol jk that's sad... :/ penis pump!

NBS93 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 17:58

Hey asshole, you deserve it for not having enough respect to capitalize Star Wars.

jojobean42 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 18:06

hahaha aw man

Hillebilly9669 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 18:51

agreed

kinh 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:08

that's ****** man

Myrenhi 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:15

Lmao now that's a girl with a sense of humor. :D

Jelizondo 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:18

just tell her that her pussy resembles Jaba the hut. eewoks rock!!!!!

GBJE 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:26

trim the fuzzy away then. make it bald lol

Jelizondo 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:35

then it would look like a flesh tone yoda?

emodude44 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:49

Tell her, her pussy looks like a Saarlac pit!

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