By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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pdp_fml 21

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

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Frelling 0

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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jjjjjr 0

you mean she sings the star wars theme when YOU hang out...

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Igor_g5 0

I'm glad I don't have your penis.

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40ozToFreedom 0

Tell her that her ****** reminds you of the ocean and sing under the sea from The Little Mermaid.

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rawrchikarawr 0

oh boy :/ i heard it doesnt matter about the size its how u use it :3 could be wrong (;

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psycho9631 1

it's scientifically proven women are satisfied with 8.5 cm. doesn't matter if it's visa or mastercard.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

lol that's hilarious

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thatnucca 36

At least you guys are still together so consider yourself lucky... Cos most females would quickly trade that in for a "Han(d) Solo... Lol

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mfmylifesrsly 29

hehe you got a CHOOOOODEEE! OP having a chose isn't that bad, I know this kid who had a 1" penis and it's skinny. People say it looks like a worm coming out of an apple lol. So having a chode isn't that bad because at least she can feel it when it's in her!...hopefully. lol

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