Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars....

By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By stun_zeed - 17/01/2017 10:00

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By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 11:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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**** that guy (not literally)

By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 20:30

Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML

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Sunday 17 April 2011 12:53

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

Frelling 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:06

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Comments

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:36

tell her she's loose. tell her she's got wizard sleeves insult her looks or genitals. stupid bitch I've only insulted the genitals of one guy, and that's because he had a pencil dick..

mfmylifesrsly 29

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:39

LOL I'm too nice to insult a guys penis...to his face :)

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 17:39

I only insulted him after he stalked me, harassed me and started sending me pics of his arms and legs where he 'cut' himself to try and guilt me into going back out with him lol

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 17:42

I only insulted him after he stalked me, harassed me and started sending me pics of his arms and legs where he 'cut' himself to try and guilt me into going back out with him lol

oglefro 6

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:43

haha shave them pubes boy

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:52

yoda says- small penis it is play with it I won't pet it I will hhrrmm

aquariusangel420 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:57

THATS HILARIOUS

j_cat187 19

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:07

my dick wont fit down the chiminy, ur dick look like a kid fron the fillipine

dealwithit84 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:22

trim ur little monster

RomanBeauty 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:22

So not only is she not that funny, she kind of emasculates you whenever you are together. I'd break up with that one.

TheJester12 15

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:24

this fml reminds me of my own penis :(

perdix 29

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:54

Shave it so she'll call it R2D2.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 17 April 2011 17:45

R2D2 looks like a Pocket Rocket!(:

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 18 April 2011 17:50

Put on a golden condom and name it C3PO (or C3.5PO)

ScuseMePrincess 2

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:58

How can she sing the Star Wars theme? It has no words. OP, just compare her ****** to the Sarlacc. I am REALLY surprised I'm the first one to bring that up. You all need to brush up on your Star Wars.