By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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pdp_fml 21

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

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Frelling 0

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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horsey4u123 0

sooo she described a chode?? haha!!(:

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hcovballer247 0

this is gross but funny

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XxXneferetXxX 0

Lmao that's funny

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awesomeloser14 0

LOL well tell her "And your pussy is like chewbacca big,hairy all over, and smelly." :P or "When you moan you sound like chewbacca goooooaaaaaggg." that will shut her mouth :P haha ^.^

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homesickabortion 2

on the plus side, your girlfriend is into star wars enough to reference it in such a context

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homesickabortion 2

on the plus side, your girlfriend is into star wars enough to reference it in such a context

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zombieheartsbrai 0

lol this is kind of your fault for not shaving and making it bigger xD the dark side won't help you today, lol

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