By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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pdp_fml 21

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

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Frelling 0

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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Beck2209 0

Discriminate her. Girls are usually so easy to put down.

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

fyl and you should prove size don't matter if you know how to use it right and then tell everyone she can't do anything that good in sex

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gpaine 0

at least she likes star wars?

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icantthinkofgood 5

Call her pussy Chewbaca & growl every time you hang out.

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Jan_de_Joop 0

Your GF is awesome!!!

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Bakayarou_fml 0

Hum Vader's theme and break up with her. No other way out.

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FMLOfficial1000 0

Its your fault for having a plankton.

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