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By published_anthropologist - 23/07/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I'm working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she's wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2016 11:49 - Australia

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Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML

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Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML

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By Dave - 10/09/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML

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By astroloser - 07/03/2009 16:10 - Philippines

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

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By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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By Dumbfounded - 08/08/2012 23:03 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

Today, my wife yelled at me for admitting I take my wedding ring off at work. I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it. She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 00:56 - United Kingdom - March

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML

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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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takemedown 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

Why would ANYONE think the pyramids were built by aliens from Mars?

starflake 3

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

I have a feeling your girlfriend has been watching too much Stargate..

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bookworm124 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:55

Uh Wow. FYL for having such a stupid girlfriend (no offence. But WTF) YDI for having all of those degrees and still dating her. Just pull up all of the internet evidence about the EGYPTIANS building the pyramids.

dr_strangelove_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:00

I pulled up this internet "evidence" and it made me laugh pretty hard. I thought I would share and no I don't believe a word that is said. http://www.outerworlds.com/likeness/aliens/aliens.html

blafollette 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:01

Sounds like she got that from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, lol

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:03

You're still dating her after 8 years, so who's the idiot?

Bunnystomper 1

Friday 24 July 2009 0:18

It's funny how many crazy people are commenting on this... aliens. Ha.

namflashback 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:18

This is probably the same brand of retard that believes ~God created the Earth 6000 years ago~. Dump her stupid ass immediately.

NoteMyGrin 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:33

I can't believe you've dated her for eight years without realizing how dramatically different your opinions are. /: I think I'm gonna have to go with YDI.

_Noon_ 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:43

So.. She's been your girlfriend for 8 years, or is she 8 years old? I'm not sure what would be worse.

yellowflashlight 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:52

She thinks YOU are the idiot? Wow...

blue892772 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:28

well done on going for the PhD, I reckon you should get really upity about it and create a power point slide show explaining why you're right and shes wrong. Don't let her just have her belief, really get invasive about it. say the relationship depends on her admitting she was wrong and pretending she was joking. (not being sarcastic, people with degrees have to do these things)

newagegoddess 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:32

The pyramids were built with anti-gravity rods, and yes, they were given to us by aliens. How else do you think they got those tons of blocks PERFECTLY stacked up??? We have trouble lifting one of those blocks with our "advanced" machines. The biggest lie we've ever been told is that the technology we have now is the best we've ever had and this is a good as it gets. The pyramids are not just a monument, they are a mechanism! A machine no one can touch or destroy, and the fact that they're standing despine all these CENTURIES is proof of that! And oh yeah, aliens most certainly exist!