Wait til she hears about the white supremacy behind it!

By published_anthropologist - 23/07/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I'm working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she's wrong. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 116
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Same thing different taste

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takemedown 0

Why would ANYONE think the pyramids were built by aliens from Mars?

I have a feeling your girlfriend has been watching too much Stargate..

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she's wrong. the pyramids were definetely built by aliens from mercury.

hwkfan1 10

I call BS no lol just kidding

Ugh. The Israelites were not responsible for the pyramids... It was too... perfect to be done by slaves... you wouldn't put all your effort in if you weren't getting paid? If you were being tortured to do it, you'd do the minimum acceptable...

Y'all are jerks. Dump someone because they're not the brightest? That's an asshole move.

Wow like 99% of you are *******? Saying dumb her because of one with.. get your own girlfriend, fall in-love and then try dump her for something that is a completly ****** up excuse to dump someone for! The universe has over 500+ galaxies in it, each red giant like the sun has atleast 1 EARTH sized planet on it, so if there is what.. 5Million galaxies, that would be like.. 4Million earth sized planets, so yes, there is a 90% chance aliens/other life forms do exist, and, go to youtube and lookup 'cylander ufo uk' there is a vid of a UFO, which is 100% real as i saw same one is 2004 over london and there is load sof a cylandor ufo vids all over the world...! And no they ain't so ******* solar balloon, as it spins 360 then it moves and the clouds get sucked into it! Anyway, for all you dumbfucks saying aliens don't exist, think again.. try researching a bit? TONS of people have been killed because they wanted to release the truth about aliens, but they ALL died mysteriously (car explosions, shot.. etc) and once person got into area 51 and got tons of pics and released to web, he.. later that week died and the sites were terminated, 3 other people that were working on the site ALSO died within 3 months of eachother! I don't see why like 100,000+ people don't just mob area 51 and see what the **** is going on in there, becuz, we should have the right to know what is going to happen/whats happening with aliens whether they're real or not ----------------------------- For all the people that say aliens made the pyramids, You could be wrong! But it's a 50-50 fight.. Point 1. Get around 13,000 people to make the same kind of pyramid, with a max limit of 20 years, we would take like.. 30-50 years! if we did it with ropes and logs and what not, it would take us way over 20 years to make, so obviously the Egyptions were helped Point 1. (For alien believers): The hyrogliphics about the bird, dog and alligator, they could all be about aliens, perhaps aliens came down and did help them, they helped life for egyptions and what not.. Now, they drew them in their image, what they thought the aliens look like, they got confused and drew a completely different look for them (possibly) Point 2. There is also a secret tunel inside one of the pyramids, it has THREE perfect shaped squares, when aligned on a specific date, 3 SHINING stars are directly above these THREE perfectly shaped squares, Now.. The egyptians made these to represent the "Gods", Which could actually be aliens.. Now, We have always been smart, look at the stone henge, easy enough, just get like 20 men to push rock onto 10 logs and just roll it 200miles and then dig a hole and stand them up like 5 metres into the ground, oh but wait.. how would we do that?! another example of help from extra terrestrial life! I know a ton of ****** retards are going to reply on this and act really ******* arrogant and think they know everything, but seriously.. try researching you faggots

zendaddy0 0

she's right where do u think chuck Norris came from?