Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

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Icalasari 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 1:08

#322 Yeah, possibly. But that is a different game genre, so...

Jabulls 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:20

#323 True, yet its still fun!!

Icalasari 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:59

#324 - Won't argue there! :D

Dirtydan93 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:18

WTF that dumbass - Pokemon is the gayest thing to hit the planet...

Icalasari 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:20

#326 - I agree. It IS the happiest thing to hit the planet! Yes, Gay also means happy :P Care to try again?

Magus_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:52

Pokemon over sex? Wow.

Icalasari 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:50

#329 - Try Pokemon WITH Sex :P ...Yes, Pokemon is even a fetish now

MaxwellIan90 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:52

but hes gotta catch them all... FYL that sucks

mattypants 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:32

haha he's got some ****** up priorities... you could have roleplayed pokemon with him?

blackmage607 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:27

Games can be addicting, but to rather have them than sex? That's odd. FYL.

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

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