Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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Committed

By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

Comments

juggaloscott11 0

Friday 3 April 2009 7:39

only appropriate for good games like the new world of warcraft expansion i would of easily passed up sex on that release date xD

xerobebop 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 7:13

Yeah, actually... that game IS awesome. Sorry, you totally deserved it.

CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 18:02

so you missed a day of sex. big deal. alone time is golden time. :] he has Platinum. i dont blame him for wanting to stay in and play it all day. i mean. HAVE YOU SEEN THEM NOW? theyre in color. :O they never used to be like that with gameboy and stuff. YDI. :]

sar86 1

Monday 6 April 2009 8:53

Platinum is awesome!! If you were a good g/f you'd offer to give him head while he played.

sniperducks 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 6:45

sadly i know what you mean... :/

mecha_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 7:41

The fact he likes Pokemon is fine, everyone has hobbies, and if you can't deal with his hobbies being different from the norm would mean you're the party at fault here, but if your problem lies with him not spending time with you, then you have a legitimate complaint to be made.

pokefreak666 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 8:58

What a retard, he should have an r4 (or m3 or g6 or supercard, or dock or other hacking device). Then he could have downloaded it when it was leaked on the 16th, and taken a break when you wanted to have sex with him on the 22nd. On the other hand if you asked on the 16th, there would be a big problem.

KKhang 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 18:30

Agree with 26, there won't be much splewing when SC2 comes out lawl

Icalasari 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:35

^^ That game is EPIC! Cyrus is seriously insane in that one! :D Only team that beats Platinum's Team Galactic (D/P's sucks. Honestly, Wurmple?) is Team Rocket (Both G/R/B/Y/Fr/Lg and G/S/C)

cocolynn12 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:52

oh all you selfish girls saying dump him and crap like that get real. Boys will be boys, They like their video games. So you were out one night of sex. Big deal.