By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

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Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
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Tipsybeaver 0

In his defense, that game is awesome.

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shoeofallcosmos 0

Are you ******* kidding me? What the hell are you doing dating a gamer and NOT playing pokémon along with him? You're obviously not good enough for the guy if you can't appreciate one of the best games of all time. There are plenty of people in their 20's who still play it, myself and my boyfriend included. You are an ignorant girly-girl, and a terrible match for him. You deserved it.

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zee209 0

To the people who said he's too old to be playing pokemon/video games : age doesn't matter with video games. You don't have to be 11 to have fun with it. And non gamers do not understand the anticipation for a game to come out. Let the excitement die down a little.

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ayy_stix 0

how old is your boyfriend? 8?

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Riichan 0

Okay so either your boyfriend is 1) makeing up an excuse not to have sex cause hes scared. 2) Trying to make you laugh, and will tell you he was only kidding and wants to hit it. Or 3) Your boyfriend is a typical 8 year old who should not be dateing.

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Icalasari 0

#315 and #16 (ayy_stix and Riichan respectively): Pokemon is enjoyed by all ages. Oh, btw, go to www.smogon.com and read some of the strategy articles on there, then tell me if an 8 year old can even begin to comprehend most of that

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Jabulls 0

#317, what the **** kind of site is that. For real, you go there and read that? Whats the point of the game if you're just going to let someone else tell you the best way to play it? I like to find out how to retain moves and hatch new poke with different moves on my own, no website is gonna take an element of the game away from me. nOOb

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Sakura_Haruno 0

In his defense, Pokemon is ******* AWESOME, but honestly, you shouldn't give up time with your significant other to play it.

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Icalasari 0

#318 - So, want to face my 22/31/30/31/31/31 Kingdra in battle and see why Smogon is a good place?

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MechaMew2 0

To people like #10, POKEMON IS NOT ONLY A GAME FOR CHILDREN. YOU'RE THE ONES WHO FAIL. MISERABLY. And I praise people like #252. That is hell'uva good advice. OP, get a DS and Pokemon. You will never regret the investment. Ever.

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Jabulls 0

#320 I will, regretably I don't own the game as of yet, I was laid-off so not really any money to be spendin on games and such. But soon... oh yes, soon. Also what about Smash Bros. you play that, Ill crush you!

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