Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

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MTBowen11191993 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:35

The sad thing about that is, I would be that guy -.-

Diligent17 4

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:31

XD I would agree with #355 with that statement. I mean come on, a new game come out and I didn't know if my gf would have been interested in sex on that day. But at least the thought counts.

Icalasari 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 6:33

I would be #355, except my GF would play the game with me :D

TheSickness 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:39

Hahahaha. Lmao. This is hilarious. FYL.

QueenNeesee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:13

lol calm down... in a few weeks he'll get bored with it :)

ziqi92 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:46

i love pokemon more than anything (and i'm 17). yes i know its just a game, but in defense i'll say that its one of the best franchises ever and that i cant really blame ur bf for wanting to ditch sex for a new pokemon game. its an excitement only pokemon fans can understand. its an fyl on ur part only bcuz of the bad timing. with a bf like that, u should keep up with the pokemon news cuz we got new pokemon games on the horizon so dont post another fml about the release of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Sky, Pokemon Heart Gold, and Pokemon Soul Silver! i still think both of u have more to learn about each other. yes, i have a life too POKEMON FTW

whoknows_raffine 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 4:12

A game is no excuse, no matter what. Love is way more important than some game. I'm pretty sure he could put the game done for at least one day. Lol, spill the beans.

_DeadPixels_ 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:08

I'd be playing it with my bf XD I love pokemon games! And I'm playing platinum at the minute... it really is quite awesome... (and #16 said it perfectly XD) Although, it is unfortunate for you... just bad timing, I guess. When he's completed it (which'll probably be quite soon ^_^) , it'll all be back to normal =]