Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
hahhaha ok I wouldn't hump my dogs...there are other ways to show domination. But seriously, if your dog was humping you trying to be dominant you would be PISSED, humping right back doesn't seem like such a bad idea. Why not? give the dog a taste of it's own medicine. It's not like he was getting off to it. Sure it's weird, and unexplainable to your mother. But I don't blame you, I hate dogs that don't know their place.
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!