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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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maverick21703 0

That's pretty weird. Did you remember to get consent though, because if not that dag can have a pretty strong sexual harassment suit on you. Be careful next time, there are right times and wrong times to be doing that sort of thing. I suppose there are right species and wrong species at that too. d;

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diary_of_jane 0

YDI. I think a stern: 'NO' would suffice... This sounds like Yiff in my opinion :/

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Arkvoodle 0

Oh come on guys we've all humped a good dog in our day

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Yeoman 0

Haha, well looks like you learned your lesson

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ditlihi 0

Bwahahahahaha! You sick puppy!

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purplelady 0

Hahahaha. That made me seriously laugh out loud. Thank you very much to the submitter of this fml.

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hsdtt03 0

what the **** is your problem? seriously.

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BalenciagaBetch9 0

your dog didn't like it, but i'm sure you did. sicko.

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