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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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mattmag 0

Look at it this way: now you have more sexual experience with dogs than I have with humans.

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thelonelylurker 0

LOLOLOLOLOL. WTF were you smokan?

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reesie 0

thats disgusting, and not true.

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TexanFury 0

What heck, are you stupid?!?!?!?!? But I call this a fake, who in their rite mind would hump their dog?

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SamDasher 0

LMFAO!!!!! you need to quit watching the dog whisperer, don't they have a warning segment in the beginning telling you not to attempt any of the stunts at home?!

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hotfudgealana 0

Lol okay, okay, I'll give you this: you aren't sick. You're just kind of stupid. But we all have our moments, right? Maybe you could have passed it off as a scientific experiment of sorts?

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Hellcrapdamn 0

Yeah... I bet you like fish-sticks too :P

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willneibergall 0

Today, I walked into my son's room to tell him to come to dinner. He was having sex with the family dog. FML

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why_me777 0

did somebody say beastyality? thats just disturbring. under NO circumstance should you hump an animal. YDI it was hilarious though.

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genius_man16 0

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA funniest FML ever. The mental image for this just wins at life.

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