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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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coffeennicotine 0

Umm just because the dog is trying to assert his alpha status doesn't mean you're supposed to act like a dog to do the same thing back. A stern no with the clap of a hand would be sufficient. Weirdo.

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lolatflyingducks 0

Wow, you must have been your school's valeDICKtorian.

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nevele11 0

That's ******* hysterical, aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkjdfhjsfn; lmfao.

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lilyluna_fml 0

WIN!!! THAT. Was the most BEAUTIFUL thing I have ever heard! hahahahahahahahhahaha! Best FML. EVER!! Epic Win!

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yankeessuck2004 0

HAHAHHAHAHA LOL

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j213_fml 0

ydi for humping a dog

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tropmignon 0

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING EVERR i just started laughing so hard that juice came out of my noise and now everyone around me is giving me weird looks.

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pepper2394 0

HAHA,Your dog shold have bitten you.

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Amandaisdreaming 7

.................... why would you do that?! common sense is to push the dog off, obviously.

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