By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States
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DELETE! DELETE!
By Hunter101 - 12/05/2012 04:24 - United States - Humble
Absolute beginners
By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States
Cravings
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By KatzVKatz - 24/07/2015 21:51 - Slovenia - Novo Mesto
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Hey, I didn't think this would get published, but here it is! Now for some explanations: 1. I did watch Pokemon when I was younger and I liked it. When he dared me to name 10 first gen Pokemon I was sure I could do it ... Guess my memory is not that good, but I already know that :D 2. He did admit eventually that he was sorta kinda joking. I knew he couldn't be serious about dumping me, but he did take the joke a bit too far, like yelling at me and sulking for half an hour. 3. I do take interest in his interests, we talk a lot about the games he plays and the series he watches, and do a lot of stuff together. We do have a lot in common. It's just that where he likes Pokemon to the point of fangirling about it, I'm the same with Harry Potter and Dr. Who. 4. I asked him to name ten spells from Harry Potter and he couldn't do it, so I guess we're even! Ha! :D
Romantic move
By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States
Not in front of Him
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Quiet
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Choking hazard
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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France
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Apparently his friend gave him some to try. He's only 14 so I don't think he knew any better. He told me he was experimenting, and I think that's an okay thing to do so long as he learned his lesson. He is just a young stupid teenager. Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll burn your penises.