By finalssuck - 21/05/2010 15:01 - United States
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Weirdo
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By startingover - 18/07/2009 19:46 - United States
Double trouble
By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 06:21 - United States - Yucaipa
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By Mel - 23/05/2009 06:43 - United States
By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh
Souvenir
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By leadwriteafw - 03/11/2016 18:35 - United States - Mansfield
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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 04:07 - United States
Useful idiot
By taintedlover - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
Types
By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom
Attention!
By choker - 14/03/2009 04:13 - United States
Call CPS
By lyss - 16/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Pottsville
By KarmaGirl - 11/09/2009 22:16 - United States
ITSALLDAVESFAULT tells us more.
Hey! This is a true story people. She got wedged in a ramp comming out of a McDonalds in winter. She slipped, and fell where it was a concrete walled-in ramp. the walls were just tall enough to make it hard. She also had some sort of braces on her ankles....so, she couldn't be rolled to one side or the other, no room to even squeeze in beside her. We actually had a LPN come along who knew how to properly lift someone heavy, and by herself.......I was only trying to help a sister out.....and she was not commando thank god! For all you who are interested in my afterlife status.....I don't believe in god, and it WAS an accident. I just figure I might be wrong, and no-one is suposed to have seen what I saw....that's all I'm saying people. KarmaGirl
By Delanto - 06/02/2014 16:54 - United States
Delanto tells us more.
Oh, trust me...the teen wasn't the owner. He didn't even look at me after the car rolled away, he just jogged off. The car luckily jumped a curb down the road and was stopped by a tree. I did phone the sheriff's department, the deputy took my info and the description of the teen. Haven't heard anything else about it nor did I see the owner (luckily).
By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia
By Lily_Rain77 - 08/01/2015 00:52 - Canada - Squamish
Lily_Rain77 tells us more.
the best part wad when he looked at me afterwards and he realised what .he said.
By poisongrl - 06/09/2011 22:53 - Macedonia
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By diskdude13 - 15/10/2009 01:48 - United States
Weird timing
By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 22:44 - Hungary - Szeged
By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved
Keywords
Hey y'all OP here- I wasn't really expecting for this to get published! Just here to answer a few questions. First off, this obviously didn't just start happening today, it been an ongoing issue since February-- that's just how FML works. Secondly, I'm 17 years old which means I've been experiencing this all while in high school, which has been SUPER fun. But yes, I've had an MRI, several sonograms, lots of blood work taken and tested, and I took a very intense allergy test. The only thing all of that revealed was that I had a minor milk allergy. So I've completely cut out all milk (which FYI, you'd be surprised at how many things have milk in them), with still no change. I've tried several medications, some of which have provided their own not-so-fun side effects. But at this point I'm just trying to treat it with vitamins and by lowering my stress levels. All my friends and family know about, so I always carry a barf bag and tooth brush with me. Hopefully it will go away on its own, because it's really not as fun as it sounds. Thanks for your kind comments and helpful suggestions though!!