By Anonymous - 29/07/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - London
The Top
Nice guys
By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 19:59
Parting shit
By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington
By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00
Professional.
By Anonymous - 23/06/2018 19:00
By bbt - 18/08/2018 22:00
By Guuu - 14/12/2008 11:31 - France
Shovel to the head
By Raw - 25/01/2017 14:00
By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 12:00
Are you kidding me?
By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00
By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 21:00 - France
Explosive
By burrrito_ - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake
Talk to her!
By Anonymoys - 07/04/2021 00:30 - United Kingdom
Paparazzi
By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32
By Daddy - 19/08/2016 14:55 - United States - Hialeah
Freedom of speech
By Powerless111 - 15/10/2019 20:00
That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!
By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 15:00 - United States - Thomasville
By RipperoniPizza - 22/03/2018 23:50
RipperoniPizza tells us more.
Tactician
By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 02:00
As seen on TV
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By sam.exe - 29/04/2016 19:26 - United States - New York
Cough up
By Nezje - 08/08/2018 18:30
By Poopsie - 13/08/2018 06:00
By CharlesEmersonW - 02/09/2018 01:30 - Romania - Timisoara
Freaked out
By DomesticPatrol - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 02:00
Creepy creep alert. Run!
By LeaveMeAlone - 06/04/2017 04:00
By Hmm - 06/06/2017 16:19
Dr.Pickles tells us more.
OP here, i did finally get the stain removed!! I think I went through 7 layers of shock when this all happened , but I couldn't kick him out of the truck. He was on his way to his mom's funeral. Thankfully I will leave that job before he returns from his travels. No awkward moments here, and I'll definitely be avoiding his calls. It definitely made me question doing so much for others but I'd do it again.
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By catty_13 - 07/10/2017 04:30
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OP here. I'm pretty surprised this got published, it's my one and only fml that I've ever made. It's actually a pretty long story, we've kinda both had a thing for each other and actually dated for a very brief time before (never kissed though hence the "amazing" first kiss between us) but she didn't think she was comfortable and decided that maybe we should just stay friends. I was perfectly ok with that, but then she asked me out on the date and I thought that maybe she was actually ready this time. Nope! However, things are definitely confusing as she has started flirting with me again so it's kind of seeming like she might be interested again. I still have feelings for her and I probably always will, but I'm not wanting to play games anymore. Also, as for her change in sexuality, whether it's permanent for a "phase" or whatever, I definitely won't ruin her reputation or anything, like I said, it's my best friend that I would do a lot for. Some of these comments are great too! Thanks